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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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I threw my short, blonde hair into a messy bun before putting on my cowboy boots. I stared at my big blue orbs in the mirror and sighed. I'm nothing like the other step-dads in town. I'm different. I like to mow the grass.


"Stupid man!" I heard my stepdaughter yell, and I quickly hurried down the stairs to see my wife and stepdaughter standing there, arms crossed.


"What's going on?" I asked.


"We need money for concert tickets, so we're selling you." My wife roared.


I felt tears flow down my rosy red cheeks as I held my Horse Monthly magazine to my chest.


"Howdy honey!" Someone's voice drawled from behind me. I turned around


"Dolly Parton!?" I gasped.